OOTB 561 – 19th April – Open Slots

Hello. Blah blah blah…open slots…blah blah blah…fifteen minutes…blah blah blah…original material only…blah blah blah…hard tension red nylon g-strings…blah blah blah…beautiful curvaceous bodies…blah blah blah…free entry…blah blah blah…no featured act…blah blah blah…more open slots available…blah blah blah…black contoured knobs…blah blah blah…unpolished finger-stained brass nuts…blah blah blah.

Sign up time is 7:15pm-7:30pm and then OOTB starts the musical blurb at the carefully timed timely time of 8pm.

And now for the main stories again…

The Listening Room after a short departure from hosting one of Edinburgh’s best known open mic events is restarting at a new venue on Sunday 11th May. After many years at the Blue Blazer bar, TLR will be hosting weekly open sessions at the White Horse bar on the Royal Mile. In fact just up the road from OOTB. More on that story later…

Be there or be equalising like Edward Woodward would in bath fart bubble air…

OOTB 😀