Hello. Absolutely no featured act again this Saturday, so for the third week in a row we have plenty of raw slots exposed to our wide-eyed audiences and performers for another musical gang-bang. More center-page holes in full display are up for grabbing and groping to the delightful yet mechanical moans of the lucky recipients. It’s a fifteen-minute ride on stage which usually covers about three sensual positions of tuneful ecstasy.

Sign up time is 7:15pm-7:30pm and then shortly after OOTB gets the bed rocking at 8pm.

Next week for OOTB 550 the run of entirely open slots comes to an end as we have booked the amazing Nick Splinter Smith. Not to be missed.

Be there or be caught melodically celibate inside a crafty drummer’s snare…

OOTB 😀

Hello. It’s another week and another round of open slots regardless of where they may reside on one’s skin-wrapped flesh-ridden body. With orifices agape for fifteen-minutes each carrying oral sounds of original melody and tune for all present in attendance to hear. No featured act means that more chirping apertures hungry for song are available to all you performers out there in this land. The more the merrier, particularly those with a rather springy but quite unusual derriere twice bitten by a Jack Russell terrier.

It all starts at 8pm, but get down here around 7:15pm-7:30pm to sign up.

Be there or be what was once a light tan corduroy luxury sofa downgraded to a worn dirty brown 1970’s limping three-legged chair…

OOTB 😀

Our slots, which art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy time.
Thy creations come.
Thy will be done on stage,
As it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily G-strings.
And forgive us our brass nuts,
As we forgive those that rub against them.
And lead us not into cover versions,
But deliver us from hecklers.
For thine is the kingdom,

The power, and the glory,

For fifteen minutes.

Amen.

Hello. OOTB is back this Saturday starting the new year with an evening of open slots. Sign up time is 7:15-7:30pm and OOTB then starts a holy crusade of original material at 8pm. Will be musically blasphemous of you not to be there.

Be there or just don’t be there as if anyone would care,

OOTB 😀